Interviewer: Are there any love scenes in Planet of the Apes? Tom: Again, I hate to disappoint, but… Interviewer: I don’t mean between the apes! Tom: Oh right, okay! I was like whoa, that’s not where we’re heading with this movie at all!
After the war, Draco Malfoy needed a change so he decided to cut all ties with wizarding England and move himself to muggle Greece without looking back. 2 years later he’s a successful owner of one of the hottest clubs in Greece, a well-known playboy and hasn’t heard from anyone in England since he left. So then imagine his surprise when none other than Hermione Granger walks into his club on the arm of his old friend, Blaise Zabini, and looks like a whole new woman.
Draco: Blaise! What the bloody hell are you doing here with Granger?
Hermione: So good to see you too, Draco.
Blaise: Don’t talk to my girlfriend like that, Draco.
Draco: Girlfriend?
Hermione: You stay and talk, Blaise. I’ll be at the bar.
Draco: What the hell, mate? You knew I liked her since third year.
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A Very AU Dramione | A Whole New Rivalry [Ficlet by flashbacktapthat]
After the war, Draco Malfoy needed a change so he decided to cut all ties with wizarding England and move himself to muggle Greece without looking back. 2 years later he’s a successful owner of one of the hottest clubs in Greece, a well-known playboy and hasn’t heard from anyone in England since he left. So then imagine his surprise when none other than Hermione Granger walks into his club on the arm of his old friend, Blaise Zabini, and looks like a whole new woman.
Draco: Blaise! What the bloody hell are you doing here with Granger?
Hermione: So good to see you too, Draco.
Blaise: Don’t talk to my girlfriend like that, Draco.
Draco: Girlfriend?
Hermione: You stay and talk, Blaise. I’ll be at the bar.
Draco: What the hell, mate? You knew I liked her since third year.
Blaise: You snooze you lose, Draco.
Draco: We’ll see about that.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0z3v86ldG1qb71uqo1_500.png)
